| 2022-03-16 18:26:20 UTC | +4 for Wordle 270 3/6 |
| 2022-03-16 18:26:02 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-03-11 20:45:15 UTC | +1 pity star for Wordle 265 X/6 |
| 2022-03-07 17:48:14 UTC | +4 for Wordle 261 3/6 |
| 2022-03-07 17:47:51 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-03-03 18:17:13 UTC | +3 for Wordle 257 4/6 |
| 2022-03-03 18:16:56 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-03-02 17:14:25 UTC | +4 for Wordle 256 3/6 |
| 2022-03-02 17:14:06 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-03-01 21:28:40 UTC | +2 for Wordle 255 5/6 |
| 2022-03-01 21:28:24 UTC | +3 for 3rd to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-28 18:58:58 UTC | +3 for Wordle 254 4/6 |
| 2022-02-28 18:58:38 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-24 17:28:36 UTC | +1 for Wordle 250 6/6 |
| 2022-02-24 17:28:19 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-23 18:43:32 UTC | +1 for Wordle 249 6/6 |
| 2022-02-23 18:43:10 UTC | +4 for second to report Wordle today |
| 2022-02-22 18:12:35 UTC | +5 for Wordle 248 2/6 |
| 2022-02-22 18:12:15 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-15 19:53:44 UTC | +5 for Wordle 241 2/6 |
| 2022-02-15 19:53:20 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-14 18:04:01 UTC | +1 for Wordle 240 6/6 |
| 2022-02-14 18:03:42 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-11 18:20:22 UTC | +4 for Wordle 237 3/6 |
| 2022-02-11 18:19:46 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-10 18:15:51 UTC | +2 for Wordle 236 5/6 |
| 2022-02-10 18:15:24 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-08 18:28:55 UTC | +3 for Wordle 234 4/6 |
| 2022-02-08 18:28:29 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-02-04 18:22:55 UTC | +4 for Wordle 230 3/6 |
| 2022-02-04 18:22:28 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-01-27 19:55:03 UTC | +2 for Wordle 222 5/6 |
| 2022-01-27 19:54:37 UTC | +4 for second to report Wordle today |
| 2022-01-25 18:09:36 UTC | +5 for Wordle 220 2/6 |
| 2022-01-25 18:09:09 UTC | +5 for being first to report Wordle result |
| 2022-01-24 20:33:11 UTC | +2 for Wordle 219 5/6 |
| 2022-01-24 20:32:49 UTC | +4 for second to report Wordle today |
| 2022-01-13 23:05:54 UTC | +1 for surviving 2021 |
| 2022-01-13 22:54:54 UTC | +1 for saying "Hey does the font in Teams look taller after staring at the star log for so long?" (star is underlined in staring) |
| 2022-01-13 22:10:16 UTC | +1 for guessing today's Wordle (208 1/6) |
| 2020-10-24 00:54:30 UTC | +1 for desparately wanting a star because I said "pregnant with possibilities" and his wife is pregnant. |
| 2020-10-23 23:03:56 UTC | +1 for knowing what the red stripes on a barber's pole represents |
| 2020-04-03 22:39:53 UTC | +1 for Slack comment: "Desperate Times — Dispensing all the latest news printed on enterprise-grade toilet paper since March 2020." |
| 2020-02-14 00:35:41 UTC | When Sally offered Andrew Dark Chocolate, Andrew asked: "How dirty is it?" |
| 2020-02-14 00:34:52 UTC | For finding source of the plastic bits on the carpet - from the chair wheels. |
| 2018-12-20 22:23:38 UTC | +1 for "Pat get away before Abbey puts on her glasses" joke, after I suggested Abbey put in her hearing aid |
| 2018-08-31 20:51:06 UTC | +1 for coining the phrase "The Almighty Holey Gun" as a gun feared by Naomi |
| 2018-08-17 20:55:50 UTC | +1 for asking Abbey whether she cleaned the cilantro... |
| 2018-07-20 20:53:29 UTC | +1 for "Na-owes-me |
| 2018-06-04 22:33:59 UTC | +5 for inventing crossword web app |
| 2018-05-04 23:59:56 UTC | +1 for mouthing the right url for my site: starzzz.xyz |
| 2018-04-06 22:11:55 UTC | +1 for Starfishing too hard (pity star): When Sally was cleaning chocolate crumbs off her and onto the floor, Andrew noted that she did not miss this time. |
| 2018-03-27 20:59:17 UTC | +1 for referencing Abbey's famous "I will riot" phrase in Slack in reference to awarding Sally a star, Slackception! |
| 2018-03-20 22:07:20 UTC | +1 for making "influential" pun on flu vaccine discussion |
| 2018-03-08 00:33:49 UTC | +1 for Magic AEM Preview Trick and waving a cheese string like a magic wand |
| 2018-03-02 23:01:39 UTC | +1 for spotting the difference in fonts in the new wide,double SFU Mail banner |
| 2018-03-02 21:16:44 UTC | +1 for "That's how I tackle Taco." |
| 2018-02-01 04:24:26 UTC | +10 for giving 3 students a ride off the hill in an Evo |
| 2018-01-23 23:29:21 UTC | +1 for too much B12 will be "B2Many" joke |
| 2018-01-20 18:39:31 UTC | +1 for finding R2D2 shape in corn puff snack |
| 2018-01-12 21:51:24 UTC | +1 for noticing that site runs on Rails with ActiveAdmin |
| 2018-01-12 21:50:12 UTC | +1 for saying "much debate" when mike argued with sabbey over pronounciation of "Doge" |
| 2018-01-12 21:45:27 UTC | +1 for bringing in the crossword each friday |
| 2018-01-12 21:45:12 UTC | +1 for being outraged at not getting enough stars |
| 2018-01-11 23:14:26 UTC | +1 for being sassy (Sally bad day: "because you cut the hole in your iphone case") |
| 2017-11-25 21:20:53 UTC | +1 for recalling WUPHF website from The Office. |
| 2017-11-25 21:18:08 UTC | +1 for mentioning Freedom iPhone X plan |
| 2017-11-25 21:16:44 UTC | +1 for reference to BCNET face (Sally sleeping in class) |
| 2017-11-25 21:09:27 UTC | +1 for bringing Limon Lays to work. |
| 2017-11-25 21:02:11 UTC | +1 for fixing AV for meeting |